Another quality commission by Channel 5;

Dear Scally Central,

Love the website!

I'm mailing you from Mentorn Television in London, currently working on the latest series of 'Britain's Worst' for Five. We're looking for rebellious teens to take part in the show & would love to have a representative from the Scally community to come on board & take part. It's a light hearted, fun entertainment show with a great prize for the teen who makes most improvement after a series of tests & challenges. Would you be willing to post some text for us on your site, or allow us to post something ourselves on the forum? Please see below...

ARE YOU A REBELLIOUS TEEN?

Five are making a programme about the cheekiest, loudest, most disobedient teenagers in the UK.

Do you constantly clash with your mum or dad?
Is your room a disgusting heap of clothes and stale plates?
Do you spend all your parents' money on clothes, trainers and jewellery?
Are you a cross between Johnny Rotten and Kevin the teenager?
Are you the real life Vicky Pollard?
We want strong willed teens with big personalities. If this sounds like you or someone you know then please get in touch now!

EMAIL: gemma.chapman@mentorn.tv OR CALL: 020 7258 6807

Please let me know your thoughts on the above.

With many thanks & best wishes,

Gemma

Gemma Chapman
T: 020 7258 6807
E: gemma.chapman@mentorn.tv

Watch out for another Quentin Wilson-fronted, creative masterpiece this Autumn, folks.

Hi,

Hi,

I am a media production student at Lincoln university, and shall be presenting a radio show on the student radio station as part of an assesment for my degree. The shows topic will revolve around the concept of 'sub-cultures' and the issue of the 'Chav' and how it is affecting society. I came across this website, as it was referred to in the 'Little book of chavs.'

I am not clear as to who is behind the creation of this website but would be interested to hear from you, as I think that you might be a good source as a potential interviewee for our show, should you like to participate. I would be greatful if you could contact me at

iwant2have_breakfastattiffanys@hotmail.com

Look forward to hearing from you,

Rachael Stallibrass

Oh, for fuck's sake.

From "Devo"

Hi Alan, I should be coming up your way in the next week or so. I would luv to meet you, an maybe have a ride in your car, though I would luv to ride my lips over your dick too! If you fancy it, leave a message viv a contact. LOL Charva Luver

Who could resist?

Hello. I'm looking for a person who is obsessed with Burberry check for a documentary we're making? Do you know anyone? Or where I can look?  Let me know please, cheers. Ross McGeown Associate Producer S H I N E : 140 - 142 Kensington Church Street London W8 4BNross. mcgeown@ shinelimited.com t : (+44) 20 7985 7068  f : (+44) 20 7985 7181

Hi

I posted this originally on ScallyCentral but due to some of the trash that frequents the forums on there, I decided to delete it.

I know that you control Scally Central and Adidasboyuk.com and I wonder whether you can do anything about the shite that post on the Scally Central forum?   Although most of the people on there seem decent enough, there seems to be a hardcore of shithouses that seem hell bent on causing people who post on there grief and it's fucking up your excellent website.

Just to say finally both your sites are excellent and have given loads of one handed love action but some of those inbred cunts fuck it right up. Cheers mate

Alan

A police encounter - this did happen to a friend and me (well mostly me).

I suppose I'd better introduce myself.  My name's Alan, I live in a small town on the North East coast of England.  I'm 23 years old and work for my dad's construction company mostly labouring.  Not what I had planned to do for the rest of my life.  I had intended to go to university but it just hasn't happened yet, anyway there is still plenty of time.

I'm probably what you'd term the typical 'closeted' gay guy.  All of my friends are straight and I lead the life of a straight bloke: boozing, clubbing, playing footie and pool etc.  I still live at home with my parents although if/when I go to university, I'm going to move to an area that is more gay tolerant and hopefully meet a bloke etc etc.

It's a bit sad really: 23 years old never had a boyfriend or a meaningful relationship.  I've had a couple of token girlfriends just to keep my mates off my back.  When it came down to doing the business with the girls I just physically couldn't.  Most of the lasses put this down to me being shy, which I'm not it's just an act I feign again to keep my mates believing in my straightness.  God I'm boring myself here, on with the tale.

A mate and I had been out for the evening in my car, we'd been down the coast, played on the slot machines and arcade games then had a bit of a cruise about along the sea front.  We often did this as there isn't a great deal else to do where I live.  Boozing gets a bit monotonous and is pretty costly, although my wages are pretty good considering.  Most of the lads with cars from my town do this.  We'd stopped at this pizza place, got a kebab and got talking to a few mates and before I knew it, it was 2am.

Where I live, you can't get moved for police, especially in the early hours of the morning. Most traffic at that time of night is taxi's so there is a good chance you're going to get pulled over.  Doesn't bother me too much, most of the coppers I've seen are quite fit!  I've been caught speeding a few times; actually I've got 9 points on my licence.  3 more and my licence is gone so I tend to keep my foot off the accelerator.

Considering the time of night and the fact that the road was completely empty, I decided to chance my arm (well my licence) and put my foot down.  I was literally 200 meters away from my friend Wayne's house when I saw the flashing blue lights in my rear view mirror.  My heart sank, I looked at the speedo and I was still doing 70 then and I'd had my foot on the break.  The thought that I was going to loose my licence and all the implication that would bring was flashing through my mind.  My mate Wayne wasn't too happy either as he'd been in trouble with the police when he was younger but they still had a habit of stopping him and doing a person check on him.

Things couldn't get much worse than this I thought.  So there Wayne and me were, stuck on a dark road literally a minute from my friends house.  When the policeman eventually got out of his car, I wound the window down and got all the usual spiel about driving too fast for the road conditions; did I know how fast I was going?  Was I aware of the number of serious accidents he'd had to deal with on this stretch of road blah, blah, blah?

The policeman seemed a pleasant enough bloke.  He must have been in his 30's quite fit I thought, but now wasn't the time for that kind of thinking.  I was trying to think of a good enough excuse for doing about 90 in a 60 limit, but nothing was coming to me.  Anyway, after his sermon had finished.   He asked my mate Wayne for his details and did a person check on him just in case he had any outstanding warrants or whatever they're called.  When the copper found that my mate only live a short distance down the road, he said "why don't you get yourself away home then".  So reluctantly off Wayne went.  I told him id txt him with what had happened.

"So", said the copper, "where you off to then?"

"Home, obviously!"

"Have you been caught speeding before?"

"Yeah three times before."

"Obviously you haven't learnt your lesson then have you?"

I'm think this is it, I was just waiting for the usual line: would you come and sit in the back of my car while I fill out the paperwork.

"Would you step out of the car please, sir?"

Here we go, it though.  I can't remember exactly what he said next but it was something along the lines of: "Have you got anything on your person that you shouldn't have?" 

"Ehm, no I haven't."

"Why like?"

"Just gonna do a quick search - you don't mind do you?"

"Er, no but, I've got nothing on me."

"Well then you'll have nothing to worry about then will you?"

So there I was on this pitch black road basically being told to spread 'em.  Great, I'm probably going to get fitted up.  I know I come from a rough area but there was no need for this.  Fitted up, more like felt up!

This copper started with the hood of my coat.  It had one of those fold-away hoods so he's feeling my collar (no pun intended) then he has my hood out.  Then he's in my coat pockets.  I thought they always asked you to turn your pockets out, but his hands were straight in there.

"Will you take your coat of please?"

I take my coat off.  I was wearing a NUFC footie shirt, white silky Adidas trackie bottoms with Umbro footie shorts as underwear.  His hands are all over my chest etc.  I was starting to wonder what was actually going on here.  Anyway, he works his way down to my trackie pants.  His hands are straight in.  He finds my mobile and puts it on the car roof.  When moving over to the other pocket, his hand blatantly and slowly brushes across my cock.  I'm like whoa!  My cock likes the attention it's just received and I start to get a semi.  Great I thought, bang on cue as usual.  I'll probably get done for indecency now.  He's now feeling down both my legs.  The mixture of his touch and the silky feeling of my trackies against my skin is making dickie get harder.  He bends right down in front of me, like a couple of cm's away from my stiffing cock to feel in my socks obviously to see if I've got anything stashed in there!  My feet stink, he'll not be down there too long.

I'm so trying to think of everything unsexy to try and get my dick down, but it's just getting harder and harder.  It's going to be right in his face if I'm not careful.  I try to take a step back but the copper pulls me forward again.  So there I am with a copper with his face in my dick.  Am I dreaming here or what? 

"Can you turn around please, Alan?"

I turn around so I'm facing the car.  He puts his cold hands on my neck and I shudder.  He's now systematically and very deliberately feeling his way down my back.  The sensation is unbelievable and doesn't my dick know it.  When he reaches the waistband of my trackies, he pauses.  I don't know what he was planning to do, but he didn't do it anyway.  His hands move to my arse.  Again his hands are on every part of my arse.  Then he moves down my legs as before.  As he's moving down my legs, I feel this warm sensation on my arse and the gentlest of pressure.  Jesus, this copper is only sniffing my arse through my trackies.  That was it; my dick was so hard now I could have been done for brandishing an offensive weapon.  Part of me is so enjoying this yet the other part of me is still crapping myself at the thought of loosing my licence.  When he's done, he stands up and turns me around.  He sees my huge bulge and the smallest and cutest, (I should add), of grins appears on his face.  By this time I must have been bright red because I could feel myself burning up.

"Nearly finished" he says to me, and then he reaches for the waistband of my trackies.  I put my hand on his to stop him, but he did it anyway.  He pulls them down to my knees and there I am stood there with a huge hard on with only a flimsy pair of Umbro shorts to protect me.  Back go the hands.  Reaching right up my thigh.  His hand constantly brushing my balls and painfully swollen cock.  "Turn around" he orders and I do.  Hands on my arse again.  This time he stands so close that our bodies are touching.  I can feel his hard dick in his pants against my thigh.

He then proceeds to pull my trackies back up.  Just as they're at the bottom of my arse, he grabs the waistband of my Umbro shorts and takes a look at what's inside.  "Nice" he says and with that grabs my dick and pulls it up letting the waistband of my shorts snap back down onto my shaft.  I'm stood there with my throbbing bell end exposed rubbing against my stomach.  He then pulls my trackies back up again resting the waistband on the shaft of my now ready to burst cock.

"Thank you Mr XXXXXXX, you can be on your way now".  I quickly push my dick back into my shorts, get my mobile off the car roof and climb into my car.  Just as I sit down I have the most explosive orgasm I've ever had, I've cumed a bucket load.  My shorts are soaked.  I just sit there totally spent as the police car pulls away.  What was that? I keep asking myself.  I'm still sitting there in my own mess when the phone rings.  Its Wayne wanting to know what's happened.  All I say to him is that I got let off.

I've been wanking over this incident ever since it happened about 3 months ago.  I drive around the same area round about the same time in the hope of meeting this copper again but never have.  If this is you and you read this, please get in touch with me.

Alan

Stuart wrote in a few days ago,

I'm an artist living in Bolton. I'm a printmaker, muralist and sculptor. I'm still a bit of a nob at 30 and was a scally of sorts as a sprogg. I ran with a bunch of scallywag car thief's although I was more a skin head. I do a lot of youth work with lads on the street; most with abc's n asbo's all scallies and all funny as fook. Love my work; I get to play out with the lads. Winner!

My artwork is preoccupied with the politics around youth and youth culture. I don't patronise and I don't exaggerate. and, I can't spell sh1t.

Anyway I had a play with your banner. hope you don't mind???????

Winner!

My name is nadia. Townies can suck my non existent cock cos they are stupid and i hate them. im part of the anti0townie campaign and am a punk/skater who hates townies!!
Princess Sophia

S111vcn says,

awrite, this site is fuckin crackin and i would just like to say that all those moshers and goths who e amil in are full of shit and should be lined up with every 3rd one shot and the rest gassed. Keep up the good work coz yir site is magic! Shout out for da young footo. HATED BUT RATED!!!

Aine McMenamin chips in:

I like your website guys, very funny. I was amused to see the stuff on the N.I. forum about gay blokes wanting to feel up guys in flute band uniforms, especially if they had a Rangers top underneath with a really thick gold chain on! There seem to be a lot of gay men with a penchant for young spides out there.

Jonathan wrote in with some pictures,

Heres a pic of me 4 yer page, will do requests if n e 1 wants more, n e manc/scouse scallys wanna web play or send requests /pics to jonathan.h4@ukonline.co.uk

Please add this picture off our scally colleague to the website! Please note the blinging fake Burberry tie!! Scally Perfection!!
Thanks Si and Tom

Says D.Marsden,

It appears that you are exactly what you are taking the piss out of . Ironic!!

Irony of ironies!

Twister260374 wrote twice saying

Site is good but new galleries seem to take forever to be added

and

Hi

Like the site but just wondering when the next galleries will be coming. I supose it's all dependent on who sends in pictures.

Thanks

That was written over a year ago, though, since when many galleries have been added.

Hi,

Firstly, please find the photos I took on a recent trip to a supermarket. I have enclosed them for your enjoyment and possible posting on your site. Secondly, as a student and contributor to a student newspaper, I feel that your article slating a student publication is unnecessary, considering it has been on your front page for months, if not a whole year. I think that proves you have a big lack of material for your website therefore your comments about the ‘theiving bastards' are somewhat ironic. (thieving is spelt with an ‘ie' by the way) Maybe you should also consider that your constant use of bad language could class you, the author of the website, a ‘scally'. Other than that, well done for creating a site that reflects the true image of scallies and thank you for not calling them ‘chavs'.

Regards,

Nick

Danielle,

hiya, jst fort i'd say there is sum fit boyz on dis site BUT there r plenty of MINGA'S aswell!!!!

Chris sent us these almost exactly one year ago,

We took these photos at Blackpool Pleasure Beach on Easter Sunday. Use them on the site if you like.

Thanks Chris.

Gaynor says,

"heres some pics of some eccles (gtr manchester) scallies"

Maybe you want to check this out?
Cheers
Nick

i dnt see y u hav such a big problem wiv chavs bcos they r just normal people, i cnt stand goths n sk8rs y cnt u take tha piss out of them!!!!!

Yorkshire lass xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

we dnt see y u hav such a big problem wiv goths n sk8rs bcos they r just normal people, we cnt stand chavs y cnt u take tha piss out of them!!!!!

Scally Central xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Welcome to our new, permanent postbag replacement. The old postbag pages were tedious to compile and had lost their sparkle, so we've built this lovely, easily updateable page, to use as we wish, on a semi-regular basis.

Today we'll kick off with this missive from a land down under.

hello there

my name is samuel hodge. im the editor of a soon to be released magazine
from sydney called "spunk". it is aimed at the 16 - 25 yo "straight acting"
gay curious male.

we were hoping to do a feature on scally central and the scally scene itself
and we hoped that you may be interested in being interviewed one day soon.
either on the phone from australia or on email or chat. what ever is more
comfortable. the writer is a young man called dan jones who was previously
working for I-d in london and has written for attitude as well.

if your interested we would love to set something up in the next few weeks.

spunkmag.net is coming soon as well so i will keep u posted.

kind regards

samuel

Hi mate – cool site – fuckin love it!
Just thought I'd send you a pic of a scally I got on camera coot trainers or what? (Sorry its such a big pic!)
Cheers and keep up the good work!
Martin

Thanks Martin.

Dina Says:

Hi, just thought to say that your site is so funny! I hate Scally's and thier whole culture of dicrimination agianst anyone else who isn't a Scally. And thier dress scense is fucked up!! Well, Bye!

And said without a hint of irony!

this is dan thompson hes in our class at college and he is the biggest chav ever! please put him on your site! thanks dave...

i gotta pic for ya website mush
from dale

This is Dale, everyone.

Bubbles542126695 states that

All scallys are worthless retards!!! FUCK YOU ALL!!

Dan Isit has been in touch:

wassup with them photos of me on the web site ,,
u like me or sumthing
take them photos off...
do you have msn messanger i would like to speak to you....im talking to my
lawyer right now and he's sayin i can sew you.....
get back to me
imma take your ass to court...
get that paper £££$$$£££
1

Which photos? Who are you? What needlework qualifications does your "lawyer" possess? How will we recognise you when we see you in court?

From Sean

Stoke on Trent Scally Boys, from Stokescal . Dont ya love the sox!!

Nick Greasley states that

SCALLYS SUCK HUGE COCK

That's it for now - we'll post more soon.