| Where did Cat Quigley go wrong?
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She forgot
to make the article good
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She lacks
the ability to express an original thought
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She omitted
to credit this website as the source
for the photo at the head of the article
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She fails
to demonstrate a modicum of talent or
flair for writing
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Her writing
is clumsy, lazy and shows a total lack
of ability
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She accidentally
made the article one of the dullest,
most hackneyed, derivative piles of
piss ever
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She forgot
not to STEAL OUR FUCKING PHOTOS
"Cat"
is therefore perfectly qualified to take
up a position as a third-rate hack on her
local paper, once she gets her third-class
degree in Medja Studies from UCAS-third-choice-university,
Salford. |
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Feb 07: Hug a hoodie
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Charvers
fail exams to be "cool"
Nedicated
followers of fashion
Attitude
analysis - an undenyable force
Student
steals Scally Central shots
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