TRACKIE BUMS
With most designers now safely aboard the sportswear bandwagon, fashion biz homos have finally acknowledged that tough lads in trackies, trainers and Hackett shirts spell sex. Cheeky website scallycentral.com posts insults like "Whoever made this site is a two bit cock sucking worthless piece of shit" alongside amateur shots of young working class men in sportswear. The viewer is further warned: "Expect hypocricy [sic], poor spelling, bad grammar, swearing and violent/sexual imagery." Fruity fantasies fill the guestbook and outraged press reports dominate the archive.

CHATROOM QUOTE
"One day I was walkin down me road and I saw three scallie lads tossin off in a alley I was like ahh u fuckin scruffs."