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First out the bag this month is
DaveB, "Just been to London, followed this...talk about horney."   
Rob states, "nice pics mate - love the ladz. Got loadsa lads round here where I live, nothing better than to watch em swagger round. Hard as nails mate looking at the pics" "Sk8indude" says, "dear scally central, after discovering your site and being amazed/delighted that someone else takes great pleasure in laughing thier arse off at these types- i only find one fault with it. it seems that you have never discovered BRISTOL. oh my god- this IS scally central of the UK. bristol is unbelievable for scally spotting- an i will be sending phtotgraphic evidence soon. bristol also provides another term for scallys to add to your list- here they are called MEADERS (pronounced meeders), owing to the fact that the places where they oringinate and hang out here in bristol all end with -mead (i.e southmead, broadmead, etc.) anyway , hope this was of help, and hope to see bristol added to your list on the site. photos on thier way soon." We look forward to your photos. Daniel sent us these photos. He also CCed the message to someone called Matthew.       Thanks Daniel, and I hope Matthew liked the pics. B. Leung says, "they are well fit!!!" Mike Ogden is keen to point out, "u forgot a couple of names 4 scallies here in Nw engoland we call em scum shitbags idiots dipshits fuckfaces nob heds a waste of time sos wankers bells a waste of space cheers oggie" Mike's Email address implies that he's a fan of the Small Faces - if you like the Small Faces, live in the NW and don't like scally lads, why not meet Mike in the pub some time for a pint of real ale? If you are a scally lad who dislikes the Small Faces and doesn't live in the NW, you can meet him outside after. |
" | From RR http://www.myembers.com/misc/me2.jpg "i know i dont look like one there... but i really am a scally big up ma triad bru in norfolk innit!" They make "Trisha" near to where "RR" lives... Adrian sent this with no message,  Do you know who this is? Drop us a line if you do! Des Fitz says, "Here is a hilarious picture taken on market st. in manchester.  Also you can add tracker-knackers and pavis to the list of names for ireland (south). Also the girls are sometimes even more outrageous so you need to post some of these too. One of the better dublin names for female knackers is "gee bags" pronounced like "ghee"...actually they use this as term of endearment for any woman really." Thanks for the info Des. From Sean, "This sites dope! (amazin) all them got nowt betta 2 do. ill show em" Paul sent us this, "put theees pics oan m8...they wur takin fae a site...there ur bollok nacked under dat water by the way..... cheerie m8"  Not sure who the lads in the photo - McCall and Scot - are, but we're certain they'll be glad they are featured in this context. "Hi Mate, Both me and my partner are 20, like looking at lads with trackie suits on and nice trainers but haven't the guts to take pics of em! Have just bought a digital camera with 3.2 millions pixels. Will see what pics I can get and forward em on to you to put on site. Once again good site and keep on clicking." We look forward to your photos. "Pieface" is less complimentary, "Right... this is a message to all you fucktarded little "scallies". You think your so big and hard with your fake berbery caps and bullshit. All you do all fucking talk about shaggin me mam. You think ya cock is bigger than a fuckin car when its the size of a drawing pin. look at yourselves. Your all brain dead losers who will end up getting some 13 yr old pregnant or end up in jail. Go fuck a tree. NOT my mam. If" The message ends there, although a minute later "Pieface" sent this, "Right... this is a message to all you fucktarded little "scallies". You think your so big and hard with your fake berbery caps and bullshit. All you do all fucking talk about shaggin me mam. You think ya cock is bigger than a fuckin car when its the size of a drawing pin. look at yourselves. Your all brain dead losers who will end up getting some 13 yr old pregnant or end up in jail. Go fuck a tree. NOT my mam. If ya" Getting there one word at a time, but still not got it totally right. Oh well, he had another try two minutes later and finally got it out of his system, "Right... this is a message to all you fucktarded little "scallies". You think your so big and hard with your fake berbery caps and bullshit. All you do all fucking talk about shaggin me mam. You think ya cock is bigger than a fuckin car when its the size of a drawing pin. look at yourselves. Your all brain dead losers who will end up getting some 13 yr old pregnant or end up in jail. Go fuck a tree. NOT my mam. If ya wanna call me a "mosher" then thats what i am. but to be honest i couldnt give a flying fucktarded scally what ya think. Hugs and Kisses Tom." Tom (aka Pieface) couldn't give a flying fucktarded scally what you think, which - dispite two unsuccessful attempts - is why he sent us that message. Sara (presumably her parents don't know how to spell "Sarah" correctly - or felt "SAAAARAAAR" less proley) sent this. "Information About Charvers. All Charvers' are Gay Non Educated Delinquent - Ned - There are Choth's in Newcastle - but us Goth's call 'em "Wannabe's", 'Cause we don't belive in Charver's that dress as Goth's. (IT IS WRONG!) And the Charver's call other Charver's "Radgies" 'cause of their very low IQ. - Goth's speak with Posh Essex accent's - Well inleast me and all my friend's do. Hayley says, [see last month's postbag] "I CNT DO DIS N ITS ANNYIN" - "I can't do this and it's annoying" - I think she was refuring to the e-mail's - You can't work up an e-mail? Tough Titties! "This is a story is about a Charver, and how he died is a vaital fucking acident. After beening in The Town for 6 hours after School, he became drunk and disorderly - Not surprising - Later that day, he went to The Green - a gothic hang out near Kathmando - and he made fun of the goth's, but unlucky for him, His Girlfriend was a Wannabe/Choth!, shame he made love to a "Wannabe" earlyer that day! - at Ten O'clock at Night, he hung himself between "The Millenium Bridge" and "The Tyne Bridge" in Newcastle. This Could Happen To You!" Lot's of fine, fine, kicking rectom's with Doc Martins', Charver despiser - Sara, Newcastle. ( JAMES HUNT, NICE STORY! GOTH'S RULE!) P.S. All Charver's and Radgies Deserve to die for locking me in the Girl's Bog-Loo-Toilet. Ooh! And one more thing, When I smashed the door open, there was lot's of blood :D NOW MY DOC MARTAIN BOOT'S ARE KNACKED! AND IT'S ALL THANX TO THOSE BASTARDS ON DOPE! ***(: Have a Nice Day :)***" Eight minutes later she sent the same message again, with the addition, "I have enclosed a picture of me!"  Thousands of people read this page every month. Couldn't you have made the effort and smiled for the picture, Sara? Andy says, "man neds are so funny, how come they all look like hamsters in the pictures? its crazy! man, i wish they had the life spans of hamsters too. i loathe you all, you dole punters. damn you swine, damn you. i mean its not like you can't do things, you just don't. i don't know why. whats the point of doing anything if your just going to do what you do? and whats the deal with all the homos asking for pics of them naked and shit? xxx" Are you a "homo"? If so, write in and tell us just what the deal is - we'd love to hear from you. Andy sends his love. Finally, we received this, "What the fuck up with this site its funny looking at pictures of fucking idiot scallies but why the fuck do people get turned on by the pics of the Twat scallies are put on this this planet for one reason that reason is so they can be mocked because there all fucking prics But on a lighter note good site also i dont want u to print this letter" |