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"Hi, My name is Alfred Tong and Jack are really interested in doing a short story about your website for the November issue. If you are interested please answer these questions: 1. Who are you? If you could just give us a few details about yourselves. Do you have day jobs? Where does the site operate from? How long has it been going? 2. Why did you feel the need to do such a site? Are you scallies yourself? 3. There is a strong home erotic element to some of the site, what's that all about? If you could send your replies to alfietong@proteinos.com asap then that would be great. Alf" Yeah, there's no place hornier than the place you live. "Hi I'm doing an article for Bizarre magazine (www.bizarremag.com) that focuses on weird and unusual fetishes. One of the things I've heard about is people having an attraction - some might call it a fetish - for scally boys. I am looking to get in contact with men or women who find the prospect of sex with a scally boy a massive turn on. Do you think you can help? Perhaps pass my email address on to anyone you think would want to be interviewed by me (anonymously if they'd prefer), or send me email addresses of people you might know who only find scallies attractive? If you can help, I would really appreciate it if you could get back to me as soon as possible Thanks very muc Andrea Hubert" Both "Jack" and "Bizarre" are published by the same group. Adam Quinn says, "Pu this one up". 
From Carly, "arrr man this site is way cool scallys r cunts!!!" "Hey, I'm guessing Scally Central is an anti-kev site, or anti-scally, we call them Kevs in the South West... If not, then, fair enough I'd say I'd better go protect my inbox but, lets face it, I'd be impressed that a Kev mastered a html program... or for that matter anything to do with computers, its the higher brain function thing... I'm thinking though, its not a Kev-loving site, as anyone who can speak & write intelligible English is unlikely to be particularly fond of the world's most virulent form of ignorami... So, at any rate I shall get to the point, & say well done, I'm probably what would be classed as a Goth (although in the South West I'm an alternative, not quite a Goth, lol)", YAWN, "& i think the site is great, simply for the fact that it advertises societies common hatred of Kevs, by which I mean, every group, no matter what their persuasion, united in an effort to destroy those who would drag us down into a society of stupidity & violence, although that would seem to be the way of things anyway... I am also quite fond of the fact that Kevs come to the site & think it worships them, I really couldn't find that funnier... Another point I'd like to make is the NED scenario, a great term & one this Scotish Councellor should take more heed of, because Kevs are not hurting youths in need of love & care, they are the reason battons were created. I know several people who have been attacked by Kevs, trust me, it never stops making you angry, everytime I see one, they all look the same. My girlfriends sister was mugges by a Kev, the pain it caused her is enough that I, a total pacifist would wish pain on all Kevs. These people are the reason society falls & would be known as barbarians if not for a government to harbour them. To all the Kevs out there, society does not want you, & you will be destroyed one day. Keep up the good work Scally Central. Matt" Thomas CH Scally says, "Yes Why not come along and meet a big bunch of Scally's!!!! He is CENSORED "DEL BOY" LIBEL Scally He owns a pub and has lots of children not all by marriage Yes CENSORED is a character a real "SCALLY" thanks alot So all you scallies come and meet LIBEL in his little pub in CENSORED find out how he make his kids do all the dirties in the back. Meat balls and all. So come on you Scally meet the king of SCALLY his name LIBEL Scally is above the door at the CENSORED in LIBEL. You will not be made welcome unless you have some cash to spare. CENSORED who was a LIBEL bankrupt Scally now is a king in his own little pub See you in the CENSORED meet all the real Scally's oh not to mention LIBEL was once married to a CENSORED yes ask him it is true. From Scally LIBEL fan club. North Wales." Two messages from Andrew, "Here are some picks i thought you might like!" Followed by, "I sent some by accident from [kindly removed by webmaster] earlier can you please not reply to that address as it is my girlfriends address." Thanks From Adrian, "FORRES YOUNG TEAM RUN A MOCK,F.Y.T"  Most boring letter of the month goes to "G", "I absolutely love your site,it's absolute fucking genius,i cannot describe to you how much of a joy it has been to find it.I read the ode to a ned although somebody had sent it to me a while ago in an e-mail along with "The ten commandments of the female ned",I'll have to try and find that to get to you right away,it's excellent. I thought you're term for the ned/mosher hybrid thingys was brilliant,I've been trying to think of a term for them for a while now and "choth" fits perfectly. I happen to live in an area in glasgow inhabited by a mix of neds and a large proportion of the very rare ned like offshoot-the asian ned! Like matter and anti-matter,the two don't react well at all but luckily I live in asian ned territory so they're like a defence against the run of the mill neds,plus they're actually quite nice really;if you don't bother them,they don't bother you plus they don't have the standard ned aversion to moshers,goths,skaters and emo's(what i am)." YAWN MORE. Thanks for reading my way too long and boring letter!once again you're site is fucking awesome and i'm gonna tell my friends about it,they'll absolutely love it! As one final thing i'd like to offer my observations and opinions of the "choth" hybrid: It seems to me that the choth is some kind of evolutionary reaction to the seemingly inexplicable(although maybe we were just tired of taking ned shit),spontaneous and very happy increase in the numbers of goths and moshers.It is not that unusual after all for a species to start interbreeding with another for the sake of survival,indeed it is now being put forward as a plausible scientific principle that hybridisation and not mutation(sorry x-men) is the key to succesful evolution.However,the choth has not yet emerged as a species in it's own right,they still seem to be caught in some kind of limbo at the moment and they look set to stay that way as neither goth nor ned seems ready to accept them and,i'm sorry but i say THANK FUCK!" FUCKING YAWN. "Although the choth might be more preferable to all out neds,there would still be the elements of the ned within them.We should not accept choths as they are simply proof that for the first time the neds are scared that there position in society is no longer assured.I find this highly encouraging. Although the battle(that's what i have come to view this as)is far from won,the time of the ned is drawing to a close.All we need to do now is hold out for a few years more, proliferating. Encouraging a new and more open, accepting social norm for people to live in and soon the neds will fade away as folk no longer turn to being neds out of social neccesity,and there primitive culture of violence and intimidation is universally accepted as being utterly obsolete. Sorry for going all smart arse and writing such long paragraphs of what many will probably view as utter shite but it was about 6.30am when i started and i was a bit bored. yours -G" "Hi guys I can't believe someone's had the balls to produce a site that glorifies horny trackie'n'trainer - wearin ladz! I bet they haven't got a clue that us gay guys love em so much...shame...we SO could show em a good time! Keep it up...oh and the site! Paul" |
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of "Stirring Shit", "Your sites pretty funny, and i agree that the most part of the generalisations you make are spot on. but many people who dress like 'neds' and look like they would kill your for a benson are lovely people. as a punk", YAWN, "i get shit for how i dress and i dont want to be branded a blood sucking bi-sexual slipknot fan (most neds cant tell the difference between a 12 year old korn fan and a serious subhumans fan)anymore than your average joe scummer wants to be called a violent ignorant prick. so it works both ways. the dress thing can never really be an astute way of generalising chavvies." David sent this with the subject "Picture of me".  This is Dave, everyone. Says Samantha, "awe right mate how ye doin ? yer sites mad but a hink your a mad perv thats been sittin in treez takin pictures a cunts , um a right or rang ? ye must be a mad scally fucker cos you huv defo been peepin on they wee boys anywiy yer sites good mate keep it up n if it means fuckin neds keep on shaggin they deserve it anywiy fuck awe yer english bastards yeez ur awe full a glue glesga posse runnin it 2003 YAAAAASSSSSSSSS fuck yeez awe  !!!+!!! GLASGOW POSSE , GLASGOW FUCKIN POSSE !!!+!!!" From Shaun, "From Dublin Scanger Skanger" Cheers Shaun. Lee from London wonders, "Championing cutting edge fashion!!!??? I tried faux pikey once but its a fine line. I quickly realised am not a scally and never will be. You may already be aware but in Stoke on Trent they are called "SCROTS"(scrotum). Lee. London." "Hello Scally Central, I was conducting a study of the Liverpool fashion for matching track suits and thought you might be interested in the photos. Apols for the slightly poor quality of some of the pictures. I am about to invest in some better equipment. Regards Joey" Thanks for the photos, Joey. "This is the biggest pile of crap i've ever seen in my life. The picturesof scally boys are pathetic, they look like the brainless, foul-mouthed inbred that they are. YOU ALL THINK YOUR'E HOT SHIT, BUT YOUR REALLY JUST COLD DIARRHOEA. GET A LIFE YOU SAD DEFORMED URBAN PUSTULES. Alex" Love you. From "PS2GAMECUBE10421", with the subject "i hate scallys" "they smoke drink beer and rob stuff you are a two bit ****sucking worthless peice of ****" So people keep saying. "Hello mate, Wicked site - u tell the truth man - BUT you have to make people aware of the SCUTTERS. They hang around various places (estates) in Leicester. Like their species, they wear full Kappa tracksuit outfits, classic nike trainers, baseball caps (boys + girls), greasy hair , chain round the neck and for some reason (rubbish diet most likely cos they got no money left) the boys are very skinny. Please Please warn the rest of the civilised world about these SCUTTERS Bye, Mo" From Robert, "big up 2 ma cru's in da neighbourhood R.I.P 2 stevo-D xxx leslie G in da NYC keepin da streets gangsta where's ma biatch??????" 
Catriona says, "scallies are all a bunch o dicks we kill u all!!!! Mwahahahahaha!!!!! That is apart from the nice one's that just drink and don't beat people up!!!!! Manchester is packed with the bastards so I'm a bit silly!!!! Owell!!!!" Brendan says, "Having only "discovered" your site today ( its great ! ) i thought i might contribute my favourite word/description for the phenomenon known as scallies !! Being a Dubliner living in London, and having grown up in a reasonably "tough" area", YAWN YAWN, "one of our favourite phrases for these VERMON are simply wehhhhhhhhhhhs ! Wehhhhhhhhhhhh is prounounced exactly as a S****Y little moped flies past you at full speed ! you know that irritating high pitched, engine about to die sound these hairdryers with engines make when they go past ! Worst is when the horrible Knackers are wearing their helmets sitting on top of their heads ! They can also be...howayezzz (the way a knacker in dublin pronnounces How are you ?) Toe Rags ( exactly as it sounds ) Gee bags Trollops Cream crackers ( irish "rhyming slang" for a knacker ! ) shorter version is just a CREAMER. Dicey reillys ( Proper gypsies ) Widda widdas ( the stupid sound they make when they open their mouths ! Anyway, just thought i would share some of these phrases with you, and wish you best of luck with the site ! Its top quality. This electronic message contains information from District Communications Ltd which may be privileged or confidential. The information is intended to be for the use of the individual(s) or entity named above. If you are not the intended recipient be aware that any disclosure, copying, distribution or use of the contents of this information is prohibited. If you have received this electronic message in error, please notify us by telephone or email (to the numbers or address above) immediately." "Dear Sirs, While visiting your nice website I noted that you are an experienced seller of Leather Gloves in your country. We therefore, proudly to introduce ourselves to you as a Manufacturer and Exporter of all types of Leather Gloves having a vast experience in the line of production. We intend to develop good business relations with your nice company by supplying our quality products. We can supply you better quality products in very discounted prices. We hope once you have checked our quality, workmanship and prices you will must decide to work with us. We expect that you will create an opportunity to do business with us. Please let us have your current inquiries so that we may provide you our best offer. Awaiting your reply with interest in our offer. Best & respectful regards. M.Gulzar FRANKLIN FLORA INTERNATIONAL SIALKOT PAKISTAN franklin@Cyber.net.pk www.franklinint.com/gloves.htm" From Peter, with the subject, "Cute in Chester", "doin sum filing in chester and caught these fit fukers...enjoy...theres afew of my mates aswell peter" Anton is confused, "Hi, whats your site for? Is it a place for Scallies to hang out, or a place for people to take the piss out of them? Cheers" Yeah, cheers. |