SCALLYCENTRAL:
THE INFORMATION YOU HAVE WRITTEN ABOUT REEBOK IS LIABLE AND LEGAL ACTION COULD BE TAKEN.
I SUGGEST YOU REMOVE IT FROM YOUR WEBSITE IMMEDIATELY OR FURTHER ACTION MAY BE TAKEN.
I also ask for my email to be removed from your site
Rgds
Nicole
Nicole, you seem to have as much idea of the meaning of "libel" as you have of how to spell the word.
We have written back to Nicole asking which aspect of the "information" we wrote last month (see previous postbag) was erroneous, but have not had a reply. Nicole might not have liked the bit where we described Reebok as hypocrites for sponsoring their own "Human Rights Award" whilst subcontracting in countries such as Indonesia and China where labour is much cheaper and where labour-law and respect for workers rights aren't shown the same concern as in the West.
Meantime, is there a "liable" lawyer in the house?
oi oi where 2 geordie gals and we wud like to ask ya who eva telt yas to where ya berghaus like that ya supoosed to pull da toggles in da middle and tuck it up
nice stripy jumpers though
got to go
love geordie gals
p.s try drinking bella
Gary is furious:
scally neds are all fuckin jumped up little pricks. FUCKING GROW UP and get a life
Meanwhile G Bodell wonders
why the hell do u tuck ur trousers into ur socks? wot a fashion
Cathal wrote from the Republic,
Did you know dat here in Dublin the amount of tracker-knackers seems to be growing everyday. Not dat I am complaining as I love dat type of look. So here are of my favourite tracker-knackers. cya Anto P.S. the last pic is of me & my m8 Tomo who is a big Liverpool supporter.
William Walker wants to
shout out to the greengairs boys
Can you hear him Greengairs Boys?
Mary feels that some of you are way too harsh,
awrite leave e fukin scallys alane they look nae bad tae me man sum as fone as fuk add me if uz need a gd laf lol voddy_babe_2oo3@hotmail.com dafter xox
Lee Graham (using Pat Grahams's Email account) sends out this message,
this is fae the battlefield car thiefs
Lee Graham
"Rooneyzjoey_no1" is Welsh and knows that this is,
one of the best fcukin sites eva, so many fit lads so little time! luv all the babes on it n if n e of thm have msn messenger ADD ME PLZ ITS eminems_babe03@hotmail.com
hope 2 hear frm loaza fit skallys luv one of ur own frm wales (plz 4give me!) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Andy sent us these
Heres ma picture for that competition yee'v got goin on yer site mate! hope
to see it on the front page!
and
Fukin hell sorry mate i forgot tae add ma picture tae the other email i sent
yae! sorry bout that bud!
He also
wrote from Marlyn Davis' Email address (subject "ma pic fur yer site mate"),
Here's ma picture for that compition
yae've got goin! Hope tae see it oan the front page mate!
- enclosed was the same picture.
The competition ends 31st January - can you do better than Andy? Then
send us your pictures using the contact link at the foot of the page -
hurry!
Samantha says "hi" and goes on,
spearsy iz stunnin luvin da site itz blingin any msn addys send dem 2 me at samantha.roberts3@ntlworld.com fae me
Are you Spearsy? Eew, Samantha fancies you.
"MorW" expounds under the heading "sort yourselves out",
You neds disgust me,even more so that you are a bunch of fucking fags! you are a menace to society, i hope you either all get aids, or the government decides to do something about all of you ,like perhaps put you on an island and drop some anthrax,or perhaps napalm(because it would hurt more). ITS TIME FOR A NEW OUTLOOK ON YOUR SAD WEE LIVES! THINK ABOUT IT!!!
"MorW" feels those around him should sort themselves out. He/she reckons it's time for a new outlook, one which infects people with HIV or which painfully burns them alive. And he doesn't like homosexuals either. Denial anyone?
Pete S offers us a "picture for your gallery",
Here's a pic of me taken by a mate of mine. If you want to include it on your gallery, then feel free. Please do not distribute.
Thanks,
Pete.
In line with our host's AUP, we've censored this image. What a bunch of hypocrites, eh?
Helen says "hiya!" and goes on
just 2 lwt ya no this site is mafis! all those fit lads, wow! u can add me if ya like
mrs_fred_perry@hotmail.com
hope yas all had a happy new yr xx
And a happy new year to you too Helen.
Michelle Kelman wants to discuss "neds".
if i were you i wouldnt be all that proud of bein a ned. im a girl and i wiould hate to be a treny biatch who looks like a slag. i dont care what you were coz i go 2 forres acad nd now who most of u r and belive me damien and donny i will get u and ur slags (lauren etc) to if u keep givin me and my friends shit for bein h8rs of u kind. and im not a mosher so there is one clue 2 who i am. ned beats suck. oh yeah here is a another obvious clue which narrows me down to one in6 people. "have u got the bottle yet or r u 2 scared" yeah thats wot i thought. so f.y.t. suck my boy. luv and hugs (NOT)
Pass the Prozac.
Thomas wrote in
hi scally cental plz, plz, plz do a gallery of scallies wearing rockports, it would be propper bo i tell thee.
Do you have pictures of scallies wearing Rockports? Thomas would like us to give you a Rockport Rewind. Send them in to the address below.
Angela says,
A jst wanty say that that guy in the first pictyur wae the fag is fucikin stunnin!!! am 15 n ma number is NOT GOING TO BE PUBLISHED HERE. Am blonde,small, slim, awright tits and a huge hole! Quite an accomplishment for a 15 year old. She wrote later to add,
PLEEEEEZZZZZ tell me thit yeez urny aw poofs? Yeez ur a stunnin!
She sent both messages to us and "JennaV".
I viewed your website with great interest. The various names and categories of scallies are currently a topic of great interest and research amongst many academics in the field of linguistics and folklore. I have provided you with a
definition here. I am pressing other lexicographers (people who compile dictionaries) [we're all thick as shit here] to alter the definition to incorporate other features associated with the scally, as I feel this definition is not satisfactory. Any suggestions would be appreciated.
Scally as defined in the Oxford English Dictionary:
Scally>noun(pl. -ies) informal (in the north-west of England, especially Liverpool) a rougish self-assured young person, typically a man, who is
boisterous, disruptive, or irresponsible.
-ORIGIN 1980s: abbreviation of SCALLYWAG
Hope this is of use.
D M Thomason
University of Sheffield dept. of English Language and Linguistics ("The Department runs a highly successful undergraduate programme and thriving postgraduate courses in a friendly, intellectually congenial atmosphere").
Hello,
My pic was taken in my mates flat in East London in November 2003. Well
nice, innit?
CLICK FOR LARGE IMAGE
Cheers,
Steve
Thanks Steve, well nice.
Glasgow Bhoy knows that this is a...
GOOD SITE MAN! LOADS A PICS OF PPL FROM GLASGOW !
BIG SHOUT OOT TAE THE MARYHILL FLEETO BHOYS!
~~C'MON THE HOOPS~~CELTIC NO.1~~FCUK THE GERS~~
--YOUNG--MARYHILL--FLEETO--NO.1---2003--
"Jack the Lad" sent this to us and to himself,
What the fuck! The general opinion of your website in the papers is that this is a web site for NEDS to show of their teams and cultures etc, but its really a web site set up by a sad individual who takes photos of young boys, often without them knowing, and posts them on the internet so grown men can ogle them and ask for more pictures of boys with their hands down their trousers. This is sick and should be removed from peodphiles preying eyes. Even the young lads that send you pictures are to bone to realise what they are leting themselves in for. Get a fucking life you prick and or lose yours inside ! - jack the lad.
As hysterical and reactionary as an American.
Dave (who used his Email account from Strathclyde University) is impressed,
Im impressed man. The sites deadly, but it could do wiv some titties.
But Dave's impressedness lasted but a short time for he wrote again later,
I really had to laugh at that fucking bufter of a mosher greeting because neds hate you. Nae Fucking Wonder. You go out dressed like Marylin Manson wi a Metallica jacket and denims that are 15 sizes too big for you, and the you try
and slag us for wearing trackies and you wonder why people hate you?
Your kind deserve to be hated along with faggits, goths, faggits again, and fucking nerds.
FUCKING BE A NED, NOT A NERD.
Toke on hashsmokers.
Well, he's got us pinned there. Mmmmm, "faggits".
David Dick from Corus Group - yes there are over two people still employed in British Steel - wrote,
Excellent site,
Haven't laughed so much in a long while, the forums are superb. One problem though, when I try to upload an avater, I get all kinds of errors saying access denied. Any ideas?
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This transmission is confidential and must not be used or disclosed by anyone other than the intended recipient. Neither Corus Group Plc nor
any of its subsidiaries can accept any responsibility for any use or misuse of the transmission by anyone.
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No, no idea.
Lisa spotted us in Scotland,
yeese were in the sunday mail on sunday the 21st of December a knew dat cause PADDY the one n only way his blades wis in it !
NEDS RULE #1
MON EH HOOPS
YMTOI#1
NMYT#1#
WED#1
Luv
Lisamarie *g*
Cheers Lisa. The article will appear here as soon as the scanner's fixed.
Topcelt (the most effectual Top Celt) says
Awrite good site some pics of me and ma m8s heres mer n heres ma website addy
www.pollok-yt.freewebspace.com
Thanks T. C.
Apparently, this is a picture of "Big Kelvin fae EK"
CLICK FOR LARGER IMAGE
From Jacko
Thanks Jacko.
Richard Sykes sent us this photo and nothing else,
Sophia Mahmood really has some issues,
Hi, I'm soo anti-townie. I hate them, they're everywhere. This is a brilliant site with lots of cool pics and jokes ecetera.
keep it up I have this thing called anti-townie campaign & ur site helps lol
sophia
PS: rebekah is a townie, you loser take a hike dyke
Charmed.
Becky House under the heading "ANTI-TOWNIE CAMPAIGHN", (presumably she and Sophia are friends),
I LOVE URE WEBSITE, ITS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cool becasue there is this girl at skool called REBEKAH who is a totally townie and she wants to work at mcDonalds when shes older TOWNIE ALERT TOWNIE ALERT TOWNIE ALERT,
P.S MY BEZZIE M8TS H8TS TOWNIES 2
LUV YA ALL
BETHS
We haven't heard from Rebekah, however we've yet to hear a valid reason why Sophia and Becky dislike her. Becky has also started sending us chain letters, as well as CCing this shit to the Good Charlotte board. Becky dear, kindly fuck off, would you?
Dave wrote in to say,
This is an EXCELLENT site, keep up the good work!!!
Cheers!
-Dave
Censored this month by the "Jack-the-lad Hysterical Memorial Bureau for Family Values and Rampant Foaming Hysteria" - or "JTLHMBFFVRFH" were as follows:
DAVE. Sorry Dave but we cannot use your photos, Jack-the-lad wouldn't approve.
PETE & ANDY, thank you for your photo and movie submissions which we found very interesting, however Scally Central serves to promote strong family values and the inclusion of your contributions might damage our otherwise spotless reputation. You wouldn't want to get us into trouble, would you?
MISC. We've also subtly cropped a few of this month's photo submissions on this page - can you guess where?
OK, that's it for now - keep an eye out for our photo competition results, due during February - you lucky people.