POSTBAG - August 2003

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Well it's been an interesting month's post with a record 2010 mail messages. The fact that 2000 of these came from one person should in no way undermine this achievement.

Clare sends this in with no message. It's a picture of a buck-toothed man standing next to a suggestively-shaped ant hill.

Or perhaps it's a termite mound? Not relevant but since 99.5% of the other messages were identical, beggars can't be choosers.

We received this from James Hunt (rhyming slang),
Hello you nob head scally.
Right, first off, I'd like to ask you, is this site a joke or something taking the piss out of scallys? Or is it supposed to be serious? What scally would make a webpage and just get people to send in pictures of the "scallys in town"?
next: "Urban scally 4 - 8 August 2002: Tracksuit bottoms and assorted hoods, Lacoste & Rockports."
Oh wow wee I bet all you scallys love to jack off over them
Next, Scally central?!?!?! Do i need to say anything more?
By the way GOTHS RULE SCALLYS SUCK. WHAT IS THE POINT OF YOUR SITE?
YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK!
YOU SUCK BIG TIME WANKER
lots of hatred,
Scall hater, Liverpool,
P.S. "I puar come from toxtef and im gonna puar bang ya, ya no wat i mean likkkkkkkkeeee"
!!QUIGGINS RULES!!
you suck
Naturally, we were very impressed.
The following message was sent 2,000 times to us - a practice known as "mail-bombing".
Oh my god! You guys suck! Scallys are the worst thing to ever grace this earth.
This site should be taken down.
This is just a taster, I'll be removing the domain 'scallycentral.com' within the year.
I'd employ someone to up security if I were you.
Like anyone gives a fuck whether this site is up or down?
In a year.
Hayley says,
"I CNT DO DIS N ITS ANNYIN"
Not sure what she means...
This picture is from Pete.

Cheers Pete.

From Bev Hall,
"hahahaha, im gonna tell you a story, there once was a scally who never went to school and drank every day, her name was keely somethin or other, no one really cares, and so.. she thought she was great and then she got sorosis of the liver and never had a job because she was dumb as fuck and couldn't string a sentence together... all because she was a SCALLY!! oh deeeeeear!!"
Wasn't that a lovely story?
"Daimenajrichards" says, "Awritye, Liv your site min. Upload tiz pic auf me. Cheers"

He's very sincere. And from South Africa.
Greg says,
"Wow, fantastic site! Thought I’d contribute by sending a picture I was forced to take by two scallies in a club in Cardiff.  I thought I’d better not refuse."

The logic of this...no, I wont bother.

Well, this month was a little disappointing - maybe you can send some relevant messages in next month? Perhaps this site wont exist next month - perhaps "81-86-243-69.dsl.pipex.com" will have hacked it? Can you bare to wait?

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