Photographer Nick Stern of First News Ltd says,
thought you might like this!

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"A photographer eats with his camera, a photographer sleeps with his camera".

Nick has also taken photos of the wife of now-dead Dear Hunter, Harold Shipman, whilst she was loading her shopping outside Sainsbury's, and Irish pop bastards (and alleged chart-fraudsters) "Pondlife".

James Walker wrote in on the subject "Weeeeeeeeey" or somesuch,
Propa Bo' Scally, M8.
Nice site, fookin' hilarious.
Oh, and the picture was taken around new years day. Some guy at a party I went........
Twat.

Natelie says, "ello",
Alrite peeps!!!!!
just lettin ya know dis site rules and da classic lad is fuckin GORGE! I luv Neds, i ang wit them and im one of there Nedettes! u cant get anymore stunnin in trackies,hoodys and a cap mmmm
Natalie (from Glasgow!!!!!!!)
!

Amy Harrison sent us this:

Darren Brown ("Charver Hater") wrote,
Alright mate? As I absolutely hate charvers like yaself! Who? And I really like the site you have put up, it has had me laughing for hours! I was just wondering if i could have your permission to use one photograph from your site? named: billmcgourchaz_n_colwod to just put up on one of our pages on our site we are making which basically mocks charvers and their actions (will be a .com address too). This sounds really exciting - such astounding creativity - and a .com - oooo. The reason i like this pic because 1. There is a burberry 2. They have microsoft word printouts of footballers LOL 3. Newcastle flag and a newcastle SHINY! LOL 4. A poster of a car with a proper class body kit LOL
All of which very much charver related! Also when our site is up and running we will let you have a first look at it to see if you like what you see and we can link you to it, and you could link us too if ya like mate.
Anyway keep up the good work! You doing "PROPER MINT LIKE!"
Brownstar_
P.S I'll be in touch when our site is launched.
Don't fucking bother.

This is the "Hadey Park massiv in tru geordie style"

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"Spit Like Zion" - boy could Zion spit - on the subject, "kill a townie",
hey
thought i'd drop you a line - i'm in a rock band and one of our fans showed me your site. awesome stuff. our band site is also very anti-townie (we have a nice 'know your enemies' section and we also do a cool t-shirt - 'do your bit to clean up the streets - kill a townie' which is our best selling one.
anyway, thought maybe we could swop links or something, or maybe do a comp to win a tee??
luv n lixx
zion
Or maybe you could fuck off?

Matthew Halsall wrote,
just a quick note to say well done for capturing the mysterious world of scally culture. Why do they all wear similar sports wear clothing? don't they realise burberry caps and nickolson tops are just not cool? Why do they have their caps perched on top of they heads? Don't they have the intelligence to be able to buy the right size at the local market stall?
would it be a sweeping generalisation to say that smoking and binge drinking are a necessity when adopting the scally lifestyle? Without these commodities they would die, almost as bad as denying the right to hang out at trendy places such as the local play park. They are a very socially complicated and intellectually advanced species that will continue to dazzle and amaze the world with their contributions to the technological advancement of our nation, you make britain proud!

Lionel reckens we would like this article,
This was published today in the independent, see the "omitions"...
Cheers - no, thank you.

Michael Jackass writes about "Scrots",,
I am a student at liverpool university so i know all about the scouse scallies with Lacoste same colour tracksuits and the orange girls wearing pj's. But, the reason why i am sending this e-mail is that i am from Bury (just north of Manchester) and the scallies there we tend to call Scrots (as in scrotum so maybe should be spelled scrotes) especially in the sunnybank area. Scrots tend to gather in mass ouside the shop Dillons on regular occasions at weekends and more often in school holidays. The problem is that the pub-The CENSORED NAME, where I work, is just over the road and when the scrots have had a drink they tend to start fights with locals from the pub who have just nipped accross to get some fags. So the result tends to be 50 little twats versus 1 guy. Because of this there has been a few mass brawls outside involving anyone who can fight in the pub at the scrots, and when they get battered they say "leave him alone he's only 15" yet he wasn't 15 when him and the rest of you kicked the shit out of that 1 guy. The police get called but nothing ever gets done until a few months after when the next fight starts and the police get called again. so theres my story and new term - 'scrots'

Matt Rose sent us this "picture of a scally",
Hi, my name is Matt, I live in a fairly remote area of the Yorkshire Dales, and unfortunately so does this character. Around these parts we refer to him as "Scally Marc" or, if we're feeling lazy, simply "Scally", he's the only one so no confusion can ever occur.
During the week he migrates to the town and loiters around the bus station drinking Smirnoff Ice and smoking, at weekends he returns to his native parts to wash up in the local pub and regale us with stories of fights he got into while in town.
(This picture was taken on the 22nd January 2004)

"Gotthefeelin" wonders,
why is it all pictures ov lads on ur website ?

"FoyF" has created a "Scally cartoon",
Hello there, I have made a full length animated cartoon all about scallys and smackheads. here's the link [removed to save space].
It would be cool if you could mention it on your website.

Monkey Woman is "not bein funny",
dont you think its abit wierd doing a site on scallys. scallys is just a term that reffers to the drunken kids who sit at bus stops every nite. ur all so sad!
You're right - you've spotted the flaw. We're stopping now.
Or soon.

Tim has sent us "some great scally footage",
Dear Scally Central,
We were a bit bored one night so decided to walk through the most pikey infested area of our town late on a friday night (more daring than it sounds).
We filmed it, here is a link to the video: the video is a bit shaky and out of focus but we did our best.
Feel free to put the video on your site, but please host it on your web-space. Keep up the good work on the site :)
From,
Tim Sturgeon
No, we'd rather use up your bandwidth, thanks.

Ross 'N' Andy (aka da well ard cru) have dropped us a line.
have u noticed how many gay men are after u??
Maybe its the scally nike hats or maybe its the socks in the trackies?
U PEOPLE DISGUST ME, IF I SAW YOU BEGGING FOR MONEY ON THE STREET LATER IN LIFE, I WUD PISS ON U.
all ur girlfriends are shaggina round coz there all scally bints who scrape there hair into greasy ponytaisl and dress just like u,get a life get a job and do us all a very big favour and fuck off
No, YOU fuck off.

Doug says, "got a good picture",
Hi,
This is a friend of mine. He isnt a scally but he does dress like one. Is there anychance you could put his picture up on the front page of the site for a couple days?
It would be great if you could. He actually wants to have his picture up hence why he has posed for this one.
Please let me know if you can or annot do this.
Thanks for your time

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From The Dongworth's,
you are all gay. fae the mosher

only one pic for you, but it's the only one I have, lol. well there are others but they have me in :P
I'm kinda past the charver stage now lol, I'm nearly 18. Regretted it but there were SOME good memories.
Good luck wi yer site, it's a good laugh lol
Terri xox

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Adam has spotted an "error",
i would just like to point out an error to you on your site, under the definition of a scallie you have put they listen to dance music, now on this i must disagree with you, a true scallie will listen to what is popular at the time, and with the ever changing music scene Real 'Dance music' (and no i dont mean lasgo or flip n fill) is unpopular with many people and probably the smallest community around. However i would suggest that the real music the scallie type people listen to is chart music, this includes the following popular music genres: rap, rnb, hiphop and pop. Now for the littlemore haardcore scallie who likes to take a few more risks and be more 'mental' than the next, the true music taste for this scallied would be drum and bass or happy hardcore, both which are not in the dance music scene at all because they're so shit.
anyway, enough rambling :)
Adam, we didn't write the comment you ascribe to us and we wish you hadn't written to us at all.

Says Gaby,
great site fella! cheers

having trouble with password cant log on scally central telling me to contact administrator im lost help
YOU ARE HERE.

hey scally central i fink ya should do a section for manchester scally's then id no were to look for fit ladz innit love kelly ov manchester

"Another Ned Word" from Iain,
There’s also the word “TICKET”. Used mainly in Glasgow, but it essentially means the same as Ned. An accusation of being a ticket usually leads to the inevitable “hey, tickets get punched, wee man”.
Iain

David sent us some "scally pictures [we] may wish to use"




He says, "Cheers".

From "Lucifer the unholy one" (yes, that Lucifer, not the other one),
Hey fuckers
Can u all Fuck of from Scally central u r all knob heads im the best townie
ever!
u all get on my nerves! piss of!

your site is a bit fucked up but anyway its cool cool year but i just want to say the photos in gallery of da lads well them manz are kris. i thought just about all of them were so good looking - edited for boredom

Hi M8,
Please follow th link about your site i found in key 103 website.
http://www.key103.co.uk/nav?action=journal&id=1436
Just to let you know.
Pete
It has been said that Key103 is the worst fucking radio station on the planet, with brain-dead presenters and a cock for a controller. Can anyone shed any light on this?

Alright lads
Name andy bi lad from bstoke, so wheres all the action then? any scally lads from or around bstoke? well in2 wearing adidas, nike, umbro gear, just fancy getting together with a group of lads one night in2 the same gear & for a smoke & booze session.

DJ Townie writes,
go on lads scallies fuckin rule its hard to be a scally you have to now the right things, plus you cant be a scally if you are not fit. you have to now the attitude and style of dress combination. well all i can say boys is go on and if i see ya i will love ya all. sexy with a big kiss of me and maybe more xx

Tam B, on the subject of "clydebank post" says,
a saw a advert tell piles of shit aboot this site sayin itm wiz goin tae get shut down

FUCKING FUCK FUCKETY FUCK FUCKING E-FUCKING-4 FOR FUCK'S FUCKING SAKE.

FUCK.

Princess Productions, who are making this masterpiece of modern television, also produce "The Wright Stuff" presented by lying-theatre-review-writer and breacher-of-sub-judice-rules, Matthew "damages awarded" Wright.

They claim that, "Over the last 7 years, the company has created and produced a wide range of innovative, must-see, award-winning and top-rating programmes for all the major UK broadcasters." Apart from the Wright Stuff, their list includes ill-fated, ill-conceived, presented by talentless wanker performing art student cunts, "RI:SE" - winner "Best use of a Displaced Colon" in the 2002 Cunt of Ottowa awards; and the bafflingly-described-as "hilarious" "Office Monkey". Just so you know the level they're aiming at.

Honestly, a fucking programme about pop stars who 'act a bit gay'. "More barrels to scrape please".

For the price of an E4 subscription* you could get a broadband connection and search for a half-decent p2p client. Then simply download new episodes of The Sopranos and West Wing a year in advance of E4's advert-riddled, logo-sodden, crappily-digitally-over-compressed-transmissions**

* If multiplied by three
** Scally Central in no was endorses the theft of copyright material and Cat Quigley, of diabolical student publication, "Student Direct", is a talentless cunt.

Mike Dynamo, in response to his forum welcome message, wrote,
What is this in regards to? Who are you?
Genius.

Hey (from Pete Henn)
Just to let you know that the terms for Scallies in Witney, West Oxfordshire are "Scuffers" and "Inbreds".
Thanks,
Pete
Fucking fascinating.

Johnny thinks that we "forgot something",
On the home page it has a list of common areas where townies/scallies/chavs 'hang out'. You forgot Hull. I swear every single man in Hull wears his baseball cap at a 45 degree angle. Its actually rather intimidating. Yes, it's plain that the higher the hat is worn, the more intimidated people feel - there's much logic to this. Fucking hell you're all such a bunch of tosspots. The only males who dont wear the caps are the students, but they're from all over the country, so they don't count. No, only people from Hull count. The Hull area also has the highest teenage pregnancy rate in the country, so thats probably proof enough.
Its a great site by the way, keep up the good work,
Johnny Whiteley
Fuck off you fucking sycophant.

From Me (papercut_2002@hotmail.com),
Scallies suck cock. Goths rule!
Fucking hells bells.

Rachel Margetts says,
Hello.
Rachel, you can fuck right off, do you know that?

From Terry,
LANCASTER G BIG BAD BRENDAN 902 RYELANDS CREW ....

Howard Taylor wrote,
IM FAR FROM A SCAL AND PROUD!! i dont see the point in being the way you all are going around thinking your so amazing and so hard! most of you are pussys! The boys i hang around with dress in normal clothes and look a whole lot better! what is the point in looking like drecks and going around saying pure shit like "ere mush givs us your cap paddie" and getting high on dope! you wonder why people rate you the way they do! and i dont see the point! To me its degrading and i would NEVER in a million years go near a scal! let alone go out with one! GET A LIFE!!
What's a "cap paddie"?

On the subject of "general scal activity",
Do you people realise what you stand for!? You are the epitomy of the gutter! Urban decay at its worst. Stop buying rockports and buy a razor to remove those stupid porn taches. Try gettin trousers that are long enough, and use your fuckin baseball caps to maximum capacity!!!!
For the third and final time, sort your life out...Chav scum.
It is clear, from all scientific evidence available, that the choice of clothing one makes directly reflects one's standing in relation to "the gutter".

Matty Priest sent us these

Jim Perkins wrote,
scallys like willys times a million and they like to pretend to be not gay but there actually all gay cuz they like gay sex with gaymen in gay ways divided by gay
Yes Jim.

Ross Moutell wants to give us another name for East London scallys
Nam's.
With an invisible r between the "a" and "m" e.g. "Narms's"
Where the "h" would normally be in Dagenham
Well if it's pronounced "Narm" then fucking spell it "Narm" - it's not as if there actually is such a word.

Steve Sutton reckons that this is a "badboy scally",

Louise asks, "INVALID SESSION? ERROR IN FORUM?"
I can't seem to register to join the forum - can you help? Always comes up INVALID SESSION etc.
What do I need to change? etc
Thanks
Louise
You need to learn how to use a FUCKING COMPUTER rather than blaming others for your own fucking ignorant fucking incompetance. I could tell you where you're going wrong...but then she wrote again,
Would like to register but site will not let me. Kepp pgetting general error invalid session message. Can you please advise.
Thanks
Louise
The forum has a "fuckwit filter" to keep people like you out. Although upon reading it lately, it has become apparant that it isn't as effective as would be desirable.

JC02 writes about "phone numbers on links",
hi
just went to a site linked from feb postbag page and one of the galleries on this page "wee mob" has a pic of a young lad and then his phone number, i know you have no control over other sites but could you pointed out to those posting about putting phone numbers with pics,
Yup, such action has already been taken.
i like your site and will be going out as soon as i can taking pics of the lads in gloucester
jamie

Grant asks that we "please add these links",
Hi mate,
you're doing a great job, keep it up.
Was just wondering if you'd post a couple of links for me. I run a few groups on yahoo.
This one - is for anyone who wants to join, gay, straight or bi.
Its similar to scally central, but i am trying to build up a complete site of pics of all the scally gangs in glasgow.
its already proving popular, with over 100 members in less than 2 weeks.
My other group is of a gay theme, and has loads of cute pics of lads in sportswear to perv over.
hope you can add these to your site.

Shanize Gallagher writes on the subject of "BIG BREAK THRU SCALLY CONCENTRATION"
Ive found a place with complete scally concentration and it must be broadcasted. Why use two syllables when three will do, eh Shanize?  Im from just outside birmingham and was recently visiting my mums friend who has moved to a town in the north west called St Helens. St helens is under merseyside and is right in between Manchester and Liverpool.
This town has 100% scally concentration, unlike the two citys which do have some 'normal' people, this town only breeds scally, youve got to go, your galleries will be full!

Hi There,
Was looking through few stats on my web server this site came up as a high referer... Investigated it abit further to find there was a link to one of my Townie jokes pages which I regret to say no longer exists on the server but seeing theres a demand for it i"ll get that back on some time.
I'm liking the site it looks like a real winner!
If you need any support in developing your site further then just drop us a line, serious though there is a great amount of potencial in your site. You could even make abit of money from this site to pay for its hosting fee's a the most.
Best and Kinds Regards,
Johno.
CEO Wafty Crank Media Group
Well then give us some fucking money.

The Turkish word for 'scally' is 'hanzo', the plural of which is 'hanzolar'. The only difference between Turkey and the West is that not all hanzolar listen to crap dance music - some of them listen to trashy arabesque pop instead. And they say 'salam aleykum' instead of 'merhaba' for hello because they all like to think they're some sort of bin Laden clone hard lads.
And they all beat their wives!
Gerry Lynch
Education Team Leader
Neighbourhood Renewal Unit
Tel 020 7944 8656/GTN 3533 8656
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Lex Smith asks
could you tell me who is actually a moderator on the forum? there are quite a few people claiming to be the moderators/ ownership of the site and was wondering if any claims are just
Who can say?

Hi, a mate of mine sent me a link to your site. I thought it was a "make fun of the scallies" thing. Or as I like to call them, track suit warriors.
They are always getting on my tits they really are, pissing me off and making fun of my friends and me. Like they're so god damn brilliant, none of them have two brain cells to rub together, they're no hopers heading for the dole from the second they're out of their slapper mothers. They disgust me, and they think they've got some sort of right to make fun of me because I'm a Goth.

Yes, hoo-fucking-ray. Is "Goth" another word for "twat" or is to just you?

I happen to be a Goth with a good education, social standing and career prospects, maybe that's what shakes them up - no, we should've been quicker to judge, you are a twat - staring into the oblivion of their own dead end futures.
The point is, my friend told me to check out your comments section for a real in depth look at what this site was intended to be. Some sort of teenage gay porn or so it seems, track suited twinks unaware they're being photographed.
Not that I mind a bit of gay porn, or even voyeurism, but you could have chosen a more interesting subject matter than the dregs of society to ogle.
That's my 2 cents anyway.
Tina.
You've overestimated your true value, Tina.

the one wiv a shaved head on scally posse is well fine.

"Lee Knowles - disabled netman" sent us this

i think all the scally lads on this site are fit as fuck n i wud like a bit of them

Chris says,
Here you go lads spotted these Scallys in Leeds

THIS IS TIM FROM WEST LONDON.... AKA TCG....HOPE U LIKE!

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"Benslaneyhome" states,
hey, would u check out my site? please!?
its more popular at attracting foreigners (ie. the whole global campagine thing) and where i come from their not called scallys, their now and again called chavs, but most often townies.
www.freewebs.com/ih8townies -my site isnt some 2 bit operation that no one visits, in fact in many respects its better than yours! ; )
Fucking hell - a site that's better than this one? We like the consistant thieving of Griff Rhys Jones' "I hate windsurfers" motif: very original. But yes, it is better than this site. What isn't?

Hi,
Love your website! Another fucking sychofant.
Yesterday on my lunchbreak I was walking down Redhill High street, (Me and my work mates call it deadhill or Inbredhill) and spotted this local chav family outside Greggs bakery. serious bling on all of them and matching pink velvet tracksuits for the girls...
So I took a picture.. Right as I was taking the pic the mum (pictured) was shouting into Greggs bakery: "Oi- Get us a sausage roll or saink while your in there" at her Geezer..
Let me know if you liked it. Keep up the good work !
cheers,
Tom

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and i want number one scally killer next to it cause ur all sad perftic bleachd white sock wearing twats
And wearing half a fishing net on your arm is better how?

Gaz sent us this

Cheers Gaz.
Does anyone remember Gaz Top?

From Sam,
hi i wud like to ask u about buckfast i av never herd of it round near mine and i'd just like to know is it as popular as cider? and were wud i get it from? msg me bak plz luv sammy xxxxx. ps all the pics ov the fit lads are fab.

Rosanna says,
"Came from Birmingham, need I say anymore?"
Well some sort of context would be useful, yes.

Sam asks,
ummmmmmmmmm can i sign up 2 this sight??

From Jon,
You are mentioned on chavscum.co.uk and I am thinking of mentioning the site on my 21st birthday invitation.
Well given that it's taken us about four months to bother doing this page, Jon's probably about 27 now. How did the party go Jon? Did you mention our site on the invite? We require evidence, please.

Craig Cooper reckons we
might just piss urselves ova this creation......

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